talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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