just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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