Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
