I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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