Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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