I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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