He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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