I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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