Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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