I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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