I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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