i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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