I got chris browned last night
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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