the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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