Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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