I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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