I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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