He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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