Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Randomize
