Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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