I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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