So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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