How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
