I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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