You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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