no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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