wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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