Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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