We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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