he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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