Sponge bath it is.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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