How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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