no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My balls are so social today.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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