so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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