Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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