Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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