**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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