Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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