Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
home. puking in laundry basket.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Randomize
