I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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