Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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