Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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