You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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