It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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