I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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