if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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