Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
