My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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