I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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