ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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