I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Are we still banned from the library?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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