wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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