Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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